Joe Juba
The Quiet Man isn't fun, interesting, or worthwhile in any way. No one should play it
Something is wrong when the only fun a game offers is by giving you the opportunity to laugh at its ineptitude
Even though it's technically a game, Battletoads is not a good time
From the narrative to the puzzles, no part of Robinson: The Journey pays off
If you like jump-scares, this is for you. If you like horror titles that effectively establish an atmosphere, this is not for you
Building and defending your settlements doesn't have enough variety, and the challenging parts are more frustrating than fun
Brutal difficulty isn’t bad by itself, but Rise & Shine doesn’t balance it with a sense of satisfaction when you succeed
Slow pacing, boring mechanics, and a small cast of unlikeable characters makes this a tough experience to enjoy – even for fans
Too simple to be satisfying, and not thematically deep enough to be interesting
Long periods of waiting and repetitive tasks make this simulation hard to recommend, especially since your efforts only rarely pay off
This remake successfully preserves the Destroy All Humans experience, regardless of whether it's fun or funny today
This remake successfully preserves the Destroy All Humans experience, regardless of whether it's fun or funny today
The novelty of traversal doesn't last, leaving you with a generic adventure inspired by Metroid
Surprising moments succeed at sending occasional shivers down your spine, but the game doesn't bring you deep enough into its world to inspire fear
Despite a fun concept at its core, the characters and story don't pull players in as events unfold
Desert Child has interesting ambitions that never quite develop into an enjoyable experience
Vampyr attempts to deliver a gothic fantasy, and while it has bright spots, too much goes wrong to let them shine through
Players need to wade through too much dull story and repetitive combat to get a glimpse of Valkyria Revolution's redeeming qualities, and the trade off isn't worth it
Despite a handful of interesting moments, the whole experience feels a bit hollow
Fans of the movies will smile at this interpretation of events, but it isn't much fun to play